As far as chicken jokes are concerned, you would probably think that there aren’t many great rib-ticklers out there. Well you might want to reconsider. We have conducted a worldwide campaign to find the best. Our researchers collected jokes and humor ratings from 12 countries around the world, ranking the jokes in order of side splitting humor.1. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side
2. Why did the rooster cross the road? To cockadoodle dooo something
3. Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? He heard the referee calling fowls
4. Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove he wasn't chicken
5. Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud and cross the road again? Because he was a dirty double-crosser
6. Why didn't the chicken skeleton cross the road? Because he didn't have enough guts
7. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide
8. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet
9. Why did the turtle cross the road? To get to the shell station
10. Why did the horse cross the road? Because the chicken needed a day off
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What's the difference between erotic and kinky?
Erotic is when you use chicken feathers to tickle.
Kinky is when you use the whole chicken.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the other side.
really now
why did the chicken cross the road?
because you didnt fucking cook it!!!
why did the otter cross the road?
to get to the otter side
why did the chicken cross the road? to get a cook job
why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted too hhahaha
why the chicken cross the road to get to his partner
Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt
Why did the gum cross the road?
Because it was stuck to the chicken's foot!
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.
Why did she go to the other side? To go to the bar.
Why did she go to the bar? To go to the toilet.
Why did she go to the toilet? Because that's where all the cocks hang out.
... to save his nuggets.
Colonel sanders was chasing it
Why did the pervert cross the road?
Answer: he was stuck in the chicken!
Why did the auditor cross the road?
He looked into the books, and saw he did so last year!
Those were all terrible.
Why did the bull cross the road? To get to the udder side.. sorry thats not funny at all...
why did the chicken cross the road?
because a black man was chasing it
Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to chicken.....
Lol ��
Consider the chicken's outlook on roadkill it passed on the way to the other side and you get the definitive answer as to why....the puffed-up pride of the chicken with perfect eyesight seeing the skunk, coon and possum flattened on the roadway; the chicken then realizing that it COULD cross the road out of harm's way whilst the fallen, flattened and tire-marked roadkill proved the chicken quite superior in ambulatory expertise....the answer then....to mock the roadkill!
True
Why did the chicken cross the road? because its not funny anymore
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.
the chicken happend to be in a conga line that crossed the road
at the time
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it was being a cock
Why did the chicken cross the road??
For a perfect legitimate reason.
WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?.... TO GET THE THE WICKED WICH'S HOUSE. KNOCK KNOCK, WHOSE THERE? THE CHICKEN. LOL. (If you missed it, the chicken is going to see the wicked wich, he knocked and "You" answered so your whe wicked wich)
What do you call a chicken steering at a piece of lettuce ........ Chicken sees a salad !!
Why did adele cross the road?
To sing,"Hello from the other side!"
Chickens are not "He" Chickens are a "She" a "He" chicken is called a Rooster, idiots!
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiots house.
Knock knock . Who's there. Chicken.
why did the chicken cross the road?
To buy eggs and then have brefext
Thanks for explaining that ! But I don't think many ready this are 5 years old and needed it spelling out
why did the chicken go to Chick-fil-A? to see the chicken strip
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Why did chicken cross the road?
Because the road was just oversensitive and took offense at the chicken. Why blame the chicken?
Why did the chicken not cross the road ?...
It stopped to do a duck under a passing car !
Why did the chicken cross the Mobius Loop? To get to the same side...
why did the chicken cross the road?
too show the raccoon & skunk how it was done.
why didn't it stop half way?
didn't what too lay it on the line.
why didn't it come back?
it didn't want too be a double crosser
I did not laugh at any of them
this is bs stop this nonsense
How do monstors like there eggs? Terri-fried.
why did the worm cross the road? To show the opossum it coud be doe
Why does the chicken lay her eggs?
Throwing the eggs would break them.
why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the idiots house
knock knock whos their the chicken
Moron!
Hate to say it, but, bulls don't have udders. Thats why it's called a bull, kinda.
SISTER: Why did the chicken cross the road?
BROTHER: I dont know
SISTER: To get to the idiots house
SISTER: Knock Knock
BROTHER: Who's there?
SISTER: The chicken. :)
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