Top 10 Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road Jokes

As far as chicken jokes are concerned, you would probably think that there aren’t many great rib-ticklers out there. Well you might want to reconsider. We have conducted a worldwide campaign to find the best. Our researchers collected jokes and humor ratings from 12 countries around the world, ranking the jokes in order of side splitting humor.


1. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side
2. Why did the rooster cross the road? To cockadoodle dooo something
3. Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? He heard the referee calling fowls
4. Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove he wasn't chicken
5. Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud and cross the road again? Because he was a dirty double-crosser
6. Why didn't the chicken skeleton cross the road? Because he didn't have enough guts
7. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide
8. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet
9. Why did the turtle cross the road? To get to the shell station
10. Why did the horse cross the road? Because the chicken needed a day off

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35 Comments:

Anonymous said...

What's the difference between erotic and kinky?
Erotic is when you use chicken feathers to tickle.
Kinky is when you use the whole chicken.

Anonymous said...

Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the other side.

Anonymous said...

really now

Anonymous said...

why did the chicken cross the road?
because you didnt fucking cook it!!!

Anonymous said...

why did the otter cross the road?
to get to the otter side

Anonymous said...

why did the chicken cross the road? to get a cook job

Anonymous said...

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted too hhahaha

Anonymous said...

why the chicken cross the road to get to his partner

Anonymous said...

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt

Anonymous said...

Why did the gum cross the road?
Because it was stuck to the chicken's foot!

Anonymous said...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did she go to the other side? To go to the bar.

Why did she go to the bar? To go to the toilet.

Why did she go to the toilet? Because that's where all the cocks hang out.

Anonymous said...

... to save his nuggets.

Anonymous said...

Colonel sanders was chasing it

Anonymous said...

Why did the pervert cross the road?
Answer: he was stuck in the chicken!

Edo de Roo said...

Why did the auditor cross the road?
He looked into the books, and saw he did so last year!

randomuser1105 said...

Those were all terrible.

Anonymous said...

Why did the bull cross the road? To get to the udder side.. sorry thats not funny at all...

Anonymous said...

why did the chicken cross the road?
because a black man was chasing it

Anonymous said...

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to chicken.....

Anonymous said...

Lol ��

wonderbear said...

Consider the chicken's outlook on roadkill it passed on the way to the other side and you get the definitive answer as to why....the puffed-up pride of the chicken with perfect eyesight seeing the skunk, coon and possum flattened on the roadway; the chicken then realizing that it COULD cross the road out of harm's way whilst the fallen, flattened and tire-marked roadkill proved the chicken quite superior in ambulatory expertise....the answer then....to mock the roadkill!

Anonymous said...

True

Anonymous said...

Why did the chicken cross the road? because its not funny anymore

Anonymous said...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

SNOWBALLZ95 said...

the chicken happend to be in a conga line that crossed the road
at the time

Unknown said...

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it was being a cock

Lou kang said...

Why did the chicken cross the road??
For a perfect legitimate reason.

Anonymous said...

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?.... TO GET THE THE WICKED WICH'S HOUSE. KNOCK KNOCK, WHOSE THERE? THE CHICKEN. LOL. (If you missed it, the chicken is going to see the wicked wich, he knocked and "You" answered so your whe wicked wich)

Shane Whitehead said...

What do you call a chicken steering at a piece of lettuce ........ Chicken sees a salad !!

Anonymous said...

Why did adele cross the road?

To sing,"Hello from the other side!"

CT80s said...

Chickens are not "He" Chickens are a "She" a "He" chicken is called a Rooster, idiots!

James Davis said...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiots house.

Knock knock . Who's there. Chicken.

Anonymous said...

why did the chicken cross the road?
To buy eggs and then have brefext

Anonymous said...

Thanks for explaining that ! But I don't think many ready this are 5 years old and needed it spelling out

Anonymous said...

why did the chicken go to Chick-fil-A? to see the chicken strip

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