How Girls turn Guys down

HE: I'm a photographer I've been looking for a face like yours!
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours

HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance?
SHE: No, I'd like to have some pleasure too !

HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must have been given your share !

HE: Will you come out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend !

HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
SHE: Okay, get out!

HE: I think I could make you very happy
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?

HE: What would you say if I asked u to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!

HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why, don't you already have one?

HE: Shall we go and see a film?
SHE: I've already seen it!

HE: Do you think it was fate that brought us together?
SHE: Nah, it was plain bad luck !

HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.

HE: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
SHE: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down .

HE: So, what do you do for a living?
SHE: I'm a female impersonator.

HE: Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE: Do not enter.

So, be aware next time when you go to any girl and try to impress her :)



Anonymous said...

an alternate reply to "Where have you been all my life?" if the guy is a bit older:

-Well, for the first half of it, I wasn't even born yet.

Anonymous said...

lmfao i like tes siteee

Anonymous said...

most of these are retarded pick up lines that even ive never said, so if your reading this and you know you've said any one of those, heres a solution. DONT ASK HER WHAT SHE WANTS TO DO!, a good % of women would rather you take control, do it in a confident way instead of being a pussy, or a strait up doucsh bag

Anonymous said...

All this could be resumed as

HE: Extremely lame pick-up line.
SHE: Vomit-inducing attempt at being "witty"

Anonymous said...

useless and unfunny

Anonymous said...

I agree, useless and unfunny

Anonymous said...

i have used the seat one:) haha

Anonymous said...

Second. Unfunny.

Anonymous said...


Glenn said...

Pretty hilarious, nobody ever uses those lines though..right?

Anonymous said...

No girl has ever, ever used these lines in the history of civilisation. And if you actually think any women thought of these themselves, you need to be lobotomised post-haste.

Anonymous said...

whoever uses those pick up lines deserve those replyes! they freaking old fashion...

Anonymous said...

I REALLY HOPE that a naive girl/woman who uses any of following lines to REMAIN SINGLE FOR A LIFETIME, DIE LONELY, OR MARY A DOUCHE WHO WILL ABUSE AND DISRESPECT HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! so instead of someone someone decent, and educated asking her "may I have a pleasure of your dance" the "polite request". she will get a "informal request" from her loser wife beater, which would be: "dance with me you stup1d ^&@%%, NOW!!!!"

Anonymous said...

i think that serious more funny

Anonymous said...

Lame pick up up lines! Gosh! No one should borrow.

Anonymous said...

exactly,except u want to stay single foreva.may be the kady shud be in the convent

Anonymous said...

ahhahaahhahaha, these are tha funniest thingy, stuff, shit i've ever seen...

Anonymous said...

this is the funniest thing you've ever seen?

you must not get out much.

These were nothing but rude rebuttals to genuine gutsy approaches towards women by guys putting themselves on the line. Yeah some of them (the pickup lines) are cheesy (politely asking for a dance is lame?) and I know they're all hypothetical but I pray that any woman that responds with one of these "turn downs" suffers a fiery crash on her way home from whatever bar her and her mtv-quote clucking little whore friends chose to soullessly suck free drinks out of poor schmucks who thought she MIGHT be something other than a vapid booze swilling little trollop.

If life were perfect, the first response team will take turns with her 3rd degree burned body before discarding her and declaring her DOA before loading her up into the ambulance, high fiving and then smothering her selfish, privileged little cunt life out of that worthless meat pocket body of hers.


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